Sunday, 22 January 2006

Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Snowprincipessaitis
Cause:natural sign of aging
Symptoms:occasional tree-climbing, bruising,
bowel infrequency
Cure:expensive biofeedback devices
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Peri's Disease
Cause:natural sign of aging
Symptoms:blinking, laughing, screaming
Cure:click heels together three times
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