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Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between 'One Man And One Wolfman'

December 17, 2008 | Issue 44•51

SACRAMENTO, CA—Activists on both sides of the gay marriage debate were shocked this November, when a typographical error in California's Proposition 8 changed the state constitution to restrict marriage to a union between "one man and one wolfman," instantly nullifying every marriage except those comprised of an adult male and his lycanthrope partner.
"The people of California made their voices heard today, and reaffirmed our age-old belief that the only union sanctioned in God's eyes is the union between a man and another man possessed by an ungodly lupine curse," state Sen. Tim McClintock said at a hastily organized rally celebrating passage of the new law. But opponents, including Bakersfield resident Patricia Millard—who is now legally banned from marrying her boyfriend, a human, non-wolfman male—claim it infringes on their civil liberties. "I love James just as much as a wolfman loves his husband," Millard said. "We deserve the same rights as any horrifying mythical abomination."

On the heels of the historic typo, voters in Utah passed a similar referendum a week later, defining marriage as between one man and 23 wolfmen.

If I were a cookie..

Snatched from chanda_m.

You are a gingersnap!

You're sweet and kind, but never dull. Your flavorful personality and snappy style make a memorable first impression. Some people don't appreciate your spicy sense of humor, but your friends can't get enough of those witty wisecracks. You're smart, fresh, and totally tasty. Everyone wants a bite of you.

20% of the people who took this quiz got the same evaluation.

The colour of my passion is...

Your Passion is Purple!

You've got a ton of passion,
but you don't always wear it on your sleeve.
If something truly excites you,
you let your inner intensity shine through.

But otherwise,
your passion tends to morph into energy... which you never lack.

You're a balanced woman,
knowing when to turn on the fire in your heart.

What Type of Passionate Woman Are You?

Yup. My passionate character has been either hated or loved when it comes to partners from past. Mostly it has been loved.

Let me loose and you get a real rollercoaster drive of which you will never recover from.

Procrastinate!

Click here and then click Create your own Simpsons avatar.

Looks exactly like me, right? *grin*

Q&A

Things you haven't asked and answers you may not want to know:

Q: What's good in being able to take care of the business from home?
A: You can write business emails naked while sipping your morning coffee and do your nails while thinking what to say.

Q: What's good in stitching friends?
A: They fill your requests in no time. (And do great work with it.)

Q: What's the worst thing in cortisone treatment?
A: It takes two months for your nails to grow strong again (ie. get your nice, long fingernails back).

The Ultimate LiveJournal Obsession Test

Snatched from chanda_m

The Ultimate LiveJournal Obsession Test
Category	Your Score	Average LJer
Community Attachment	18.28% You've got pals to cheer you up when you're down, but no audience to applaud you... Yet.	22.6%
MemeSheepage	24.56% Only trendy when it's sufficiently entertaining	27.87%
Original Content	53.23% Using LiveJournal to express a few strong opinions	37.85%
Psychodrama Quotient	18.07% Your dark side's safe with us	16.73%
Attention Whoring	22.73% You do a little dance whenever someone friends you	20.65%
Take The Ultimate LiveJournal Obsession Test and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

The question was...

...how this year will be?

how you feel about yourself now (The Hermit) You may be feeling lonely at this time or going through a period of introspection. If you are struggling to find answers to your questions give it time, they will come. This is a time for prudence and patience.If you have been unwell this is a time for rest and recuperation. what you most want at this moment (Judgement) The cards suggest, that what you most want at this time is a new start, to close this chapter in your life and have a brand new beginning. This is not a time for regret but for rejoicing. Rewards for past efforts will follow and you are sure to have many opportunities presented to you. Life will pick up a pace and the choices you make will have far reaching implications that could change your life dramatically. Any legal issues should be ruled in your favour. your fears (The Hierophant) Are you really your best counsel? Probably not at this moment in time. You are worried that you will sell yourself short and agree to something that you don’t feel morally comfortable with. For example you may really desire marriage but the offer has been ‘let’s live together’.You may be looking at a job or business opportunity but you question how ethical it is. Seek out an advisor you can trust such as a teacher,priest, parent or anyone you have respect for. They will be happy to help. what is going for you (The High Priestess) All lines are open in your telephone exchange with your intuition, and there is no better guide than your intuition. Listen, listen carefully and the secret you want revealed will be shared with you. what is going against you (The Moon) You are frozen with fear, lack of nerve and confused as to what it is you actually want. You are allowing all your fears and anxieties to hold you back when you should be opening your mind to new and unexpected possibilities. You do need to be careful however, as there are deceitful people around who may seem charming but are only out for their own gains. If in a clandestine affair beware, your secret may be exposed. outcome (The Sun) The Sun is shining on you - it's your time for success, joy and happiness.You will feel confident and full of vitality. It's a time to celebrate with friends and loved ones, perhaps enjoy a well-earned holiday, a time of pleasure and good news around children or the conception or birth of a longed-for baby. If you are not feeling this way take heart,you will enter this period soon.

Now, this sounds interesting... o_O

This and that

Snatched from taelle

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:

Her Excellency Snowprincipessa the Ovine of Frogging over Womble

Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

In other news

I went to the employment services yesterday as it was day for my regularly scheduled reporting and...
I made an appointment with a "rehabilitation" counsellor (it will be in January) as in my situation there are only few reasonable options to get me back to work in future (one of them is re-educating me, which is what I'm after. And I mean all expenses paid deal as that's only way for me to finance that fun (can't get student loan, social services may support me or may not and the likelihood that I'd find suitable job to finance my studies (actually government supports students, but I could only pay rent with that money) is non-existent (not to mention that my psyche couldn't take it))) and I need to discuss about them with someone who knows something about those options.

And.. my allergy tests are in Wednesday, which also means that since today I am not allowed to take any antihistamines... Fortunately I'll be on my own over the holidays so I'm in no danger of having any level of anaphylaxis before Wednesday.

In addition to everything else I'm feeling lousy. Go away you bad, bad cold!

:P

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LJ Interests Collage

Found from taelle's blog:

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